Best dog. Perfect dog. Wonder dog. Also a grand champion of snoozing.
Love you lots my beautiful beepo. You’ll be missed. Rest in peace, Joanie.
A loverly fuck-ton of horse-riding references.
So there are a few ways people ride horses. The first way is the “proper way”; the stuff they teach you in riding class where you’re supposed to sit up straight so your spine telescopes into your anus when the horse gets jumpy (*pulls reins on sarcasm* Whoaaa, whoaaa boy!). It would be wise to research this a bit if your character is a riding student or something of the sort. There’s a practicality behind it, for the structure of your riding position aids in controlling the horse. Then there’s the racing pose where you’re ass isn’t touching the horse at all (you rely on stirrups; with this one, you’re pretty much required to have a saddle to make this work… I could conceive some ways one could do without, but I’m not that motivated at the moment). This is something you also ought to read up on. Then there’s the type where no “official” rules were learned, so the person adopted a position that seemed to work for their needs (cue for “get creative, home-slice”). And, just as a side note, if you’re not male and you’re drawing a male riding a horse… Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. For the love of all that is good in this world… don’t forget we have balls, and that those balls on the spine of a horse can hurt like a motherfucker (which is why so many of us keep our asses off the seat when starting out). If the horse is jumping around, and we ourselves are well-hung, it’s not gonna be pretty. We have a little more consideration for our groin, so in most cases, we’ll be elevated from the seat a bit (unless your character is a pro and has acclimatized to the abuse and/or learned how to sit properly). In fact, we usually deal with this problem by pushing our hips forward when the horse’s hooves touch the ground; this way our buns of steal can take the impact and not our hopes and dreams (so it kinda looks like we’re grinding on the seat as the horse is going… but trust me, it’s for a good cause).
This book might also help:
Hopefully this helps! Keep up the majestic anatomy!
[From various sources]
Many of you have been asking about different cuts and sizes for my clothes in the closet. I just wanted to say, I apologize for not offering different sizes. I am literally selling the clothes that you see in my fashion post, to raise money to launch my own brand. Soon I will be adding new things such as some of my jewelry and accessories which of course will fit most anyone. I am sorry that I don’t have my own designs and variable sizes up for sell yet. Remember, The Closet was just created as a way to raise money for the launch of my own gender variant, body positivite brand. Soon I plan to launch another fund raiser that I think many of you will adore!!! So stay tuned, and for now, here is another spring/summer outfit for you all!!! Xoxoxo
A playlist of my favorite songs from the years 2005-2008
Dear Maria, Count Me In // All Time Low
Sugar, We’re Goin’ Down // Fall Out Boy
Here (In Your Arms) // Hellogoodbye
When I Get Home, You Are So Dead // Mayday Parade
I Write Sins Not Tragedies // Panic! At The Disco
Teenagers // My Chemical Romance
Misery Business // Paramore
Face Down // The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too // Say Anything
Bring It (Snakes On A Plane) // Cobra Starship
About A Girl // The Academy Is…
Don’t Trust Me // 3OH!3
MakeDamnSure // Taking Back Sunday
yo, just some quick payback for cocobeef for the other night. she deserves it.
SCREECHY JOYOUS CELEBRATING MELBB———-!! THANK YOU HHF HFJDSK!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
Until there comes another…Younger and more Beautiful
the halgals : siblings
Spontaneous collab with nerdmurder of his VERY FINE N GORGEOUS DROWBRO.
Lines and flats by Tom, shading by me!
ストレンジャーの剣 (Sword of the Stranger), 2007; dir. Masahiro Ando